Smoking Tire Scented Candles

So
you went and got married, huh? And next thing you know, your days at
the track, are over. Now it’s fist-deep in poopy diapers all day, and
making sensible choices, and being responsible and all that jive. But
the smell of burning rubber still takes you back, huh?

Well, you can either relive those good ole’ times, or torture yourself all day (you could see it either way, I ’spose) with Smokin’ Slick Scented Candles. They are pretty much what they seem to be. Tire shaped candles that give off the smell of burning rubber.

I think it’s great!

They’re $13 or $14, for candles, so you better be sure you want’em.

[Burning Rubber Scented Candles] VIA [J-Walk Blog]

SO Close

I am so close to my level in BF2

Next Rank: 95%

BRING IT ON

Law Of..............

Law of Mechanical Repair: After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

Law of the Workshop: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Law of the Telephone: When you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal.

Law of the Alibi: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

Variation Law: If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will start to move faster than the one you are in now. (works
every time)

Bath Theorem: When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Law of Close Encounters: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

Law of the Result: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

Law of Biomechanics: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

Theatre Rule: At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last

Law of Coffee: As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is
cold.

Murphy's Law of Lockers: If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

Law of Dirty Rugs/Carpets: The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich of landing face down on a floor covering are directly
correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

Law of Location: No matter where you go, there you are.

Law of Logical Argument: Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

Brown's Law: If the shoe fits, it's ugly.

Oliver's Law: A closed mouth gathers no feet.

The Weekend Is Here

Well thankfully it is Friday.

This weekend does not have a lot planned, but that sounds good to me. Might look at doing some fishing, that is always good.



Maybe a bit of SF. Got to get those points up you know :)
Need more unlocks!!

Strip Generator

A little bit of fun.....if you are bored


BillyBob wishes to show you his comic strip entitled 'YEAH'.

Create your own comic strip - STRIP GENERATOR

BF2 Speci Forces

Well BF2 Special forces it out, and I had a go. It is pretty cool, but mainly cause it is something new i think. A few more weapons and a few maps. I love the game, even though it has taken such a hard rap!

In Battlefield 2: Special Forces, players choose
to fight as one of six different Special Forces soldiers: Navy SEALs,
British SAS, Russian Spetznas, MEC Special Forces, Rebel groups and
insurgents. Armed with the latest special forces weaponry, players can
take control of any of the game's 10 new vehicles to engage in major
conflicts with up to 64 players. Additionally, persistent character
growth allows players to continue to rise through the ranks. The
material penetration feature measures weapons' ability to fire through
barriers based on their composition and players will need to know the
difference between concealment and cover in order to survive. Team play
features allow players to enter the action on the front lines as part
of a formal squad, or work behind the scenes in Commander Mode to
direct the strategic assaults of their teammates.

2006 Resolutions

Below is a random resolution for 2006. Thanks Thomas from work for finding it.

In the year 2006 I resolve to: Stop wearing pants again. Get your resolution here

Back to Work

Yes...another year has started.

I could think of about 1 million things better then being here at work, but i am doing none of them at the moment. I could start this year with a message telling everyone that this year i was not going to be driven by money.....i was going to take more time to smell the perverbial flowers.....but in reality, we need money, so we need work.

OK we can all see that i need a coffee :) or a nap, one of the two.

Heres to a great 2006
"May all your cards be live, and your pots be monster"